tsarbucks:

yes that’s me

tsarbucks:

yes that’s me

sasha-thumper:

dynastylnoire:

kriminals:

singapore’s local newspaper has no chill

SHOTS FIRED

Omg

sasha-thumper:

dynastylnoire:

kriminals:

singapore’s local newspaper has no chill

SHOTS FIRED

Omg

idkhumor:

when someone mentions something you love

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shisnojon:

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool

attackonromney:

nash grier in a few months

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beyonseh:

when you’re in class and the group of people behind you won’t shut up

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browniesforbitches:

 When you hear the pizza guy ring the doorbell

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fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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